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  • posted: 11:06pm
As justjamey slowly drifted into dream land, he was filled with joy at the fullness of his life and his day. While he might have wished to eat an ice cream cone, play on a swing, go to church, dance on bubble wrap in the middle of Costco, write a song, paint a beautiful picture, or watch the sunrise, a life can only be lived for so long. And frankly, he really wished he could put his beard back on and be done with the goatee.

In this case, he fully expected to close his eyes, and peacefully drift into the future.

Little did he know, Alison was the one who would end his earthly sojourn.

Despite all of that, it was, indeed, the best last day of anyone who ever lived.

The End.

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pseudonymous says:
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011 - 11:07pm -
johnny says:
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miguelito says:
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TyroneRugen says:
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Just Jamey says:
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Noelix says:
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Just Jamey says:
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011 - 11:37pm -
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Goatee Groundhog Day exists for just the one day. Sorry, commenting is closed for the time being.