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  • posted: 11:06pm
As justjamey slowly drifted into dream land, he was filled with joy at the fullness of his life and his day. While he might have wished to eat an ice cream cone, play on a swing, go to church, dance on bubble wrap in the middle of Costco, write a song, paint a beautiful picture, or watch the sunrise, a life can only be lived for so long. And frankly, he really wished he could put his beard back on and be done with the goatee.

In this case, he fully expected to close his eyes, and peacefully drift into the future.

Little did he know, Alison was the one who would end his earthly sojourn.

Despite all of that, it was, indeed, the best last day of anyone who ever lived.

The End.

Comments

pseudonymous says:
the twist.
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011 - 11:07pm -
johnny says:
OH MAN! she really didn't like the goatee, eh? haha
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011 - 11:08pm -
miguelito says:
wut?
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011 - 11:10pm -
Noelix says:
Frightening!
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011 - 11:11pm -
Stachtastic! says:
Rule #2... Rule #2!!!!
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011 - 11:12pm -
TyroneRugen says:
ouch.
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011 - 11:15pm -
TyroneRugen says:
may head up to NYC this spring. I'll holler at you on the way!
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011 - 11:15pm -
Just Jamey says:
@tyronerugen Please do! It's only a couple hours away. And megabus and bolt bus are cheap in between.
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011 - 11:20pm -
Noelix says:
Today was all about shots with the iPhone only for me. All post processing done in-app. Overdone? Sure, but I only have so many expressions and this thing is only 24 hrs!
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011 - 11:29pm -
TyroneRugen says:
can't wait to try megabus!
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011 - 11:33pm -
Just Jamey says:
@noelix The nice thing is that the "shop" rules were never stated (that I saw). Mack got iffy about some iPhone stuff in W09, but I think today was just "Let's do this."
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2011 - 11:37pm -
Site closed!
Goatee Groundhog Day exists for just the one day. Sorry, commenting is closed for the time being.